reyiisms:

ready4motherhood:

witchy-words:

dodgerofzion:

secondlina:

the-crystal-queen:

strangenewclassrooms:

pencilblots:

maryburgers:

maryburgers:

riskpig:

luthienebonyx:

telanu:

britney2007spears:

hoodoo-hoodlum:

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

1. I don’t believe in these things
   
2. But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job
3. But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.
4. Roger is cute.

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

Go fish go!

Never not reblogging this.

Common Roger help me out🙏

ROGER PLEASEEEEE

travellertalks:

kaible:

kyotobro:

Gotta do it

I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash

^

grawly:

ascending_shark.mp4

wirelesson:

There is a new Till Schweiger movie. You do not want to see it, but you know what it is about. You always know.

Heidi Klum is on the television. Heidi Klum is in your city. Heidi Klum is in your house. Soon there won’t be any girls left to sacrifice to her.

Why is there thatch lying around? Why are you wearing a mask? You wonder.

Your family bonds have dissolved in discussions over the correct article for nutella. At dawn, you lay in a corner of your room whispering “Der… die… das…” to yourself. There is no answer.

A friend messages you. Joyfully, he writes “Ich trink Ouzo, was machst du so?”. You don’t know what you’re doing. You’re all alone.

There is no 20% on pet food. There never is. Has it ever been? No matter. It is not now. You will have to pay the price. 

At night, you can hear your stuffed animals whisper things into your ear. “Alles bäm?”, they ask. A tear runs down your face. “Läuft”, you whisper back.

Everytime you look at your girlfriend’s face you wonder. Maybe she isn’t your girlfriend. Maybe she is Manuel Neuer. The uncertainty is slowly driving you insane. Coke Zero doesn’t taste like Coca Cola at all. 

You wake up and look around you. There is cereal everywhere. But not any cereal. It’s Seitenbacher. Seitenbacher. Seitenbacher. Seitenbacher. Seitenbacher.

:/ It’s mocking you. You’re not going to watch this video.

You didn’t say “Schulz”. Everyone is looking at you. They are standing up now. You are as good as dead.

boo-hears-music:

“Why you Always Lying - Violin 🎻🙏“

mazurga:

Happy Halloween 2015 from me and Odahviing! (Part One!)

marty-rncfly:

Correct predictions in Back To The Future II 

dadtobio:

art meme: draw your favs Just Doing It

brookate:

when u dont like what ur drawing but u have to finish it because u already got so far